today i showed jeannie my butt and she went 'WOAHHH!!!'

yes, she's a chee ko pek
and that is no twisted truth!
girls, beware.. muahahahaha

oh man, i swear she's gonna kill me after reading this entry
cant wait! woohoo

neeed... a new chem teacher! ARGH

for some reason i thought having a certain teacher for chem was bad enough
simply because she cannot teach for nuts
now, i dread attending chemistry lessons, especially science practicals because that awful teacher was replaced by someone WORSE
she speaks lousy english, she's super naggy and annoying
even the cool dudes who never pay attention to anything said 'she's a joke. get rid of her, i need a life'
gosh! and chem was my favourite subject! AHHHH!!

grah..
oh and she made us stay back till 4.30 to do some QA experiment the first day we have lessons with her. i thought staying back for practical till 3.20 was bad enough
and she wants more of it tmr. there's no way i'm gonna attend tmr's class

let's see.. for the whole of two hours spent in the stupid lab, we completed MOST of our work, (we left some blank simply because we were so DARN tired we couldnt bring ourselves to work anymore OR we couldnt be bored to do them) attempt to kill the teacher by overheating chemicals so that it'll shoot out and kill her, burn the test tube rack and the tables with the lighter, mix chemicals to get cool colors. oh and i heard that liz tried to boil water and start a water fight with the distilled water bottle at the back of the lab. wheeee, darn.. should have joined in instead of trying to imitate the teacher speak with ruth. grrr

TEH-tarik

Extracted from Wikipedia:

The English language in Singapore is a sociolect continuum. The continuum runs through the following varieties:

Acrolectal: This is the "highest-class" form of speech, used by the well-educated in formal situations.
Mesolectal: This is more "middle-class", and is used in formal and semi-formal situations.
Basilectal: This is the colloquial speech used by almost everyone, educated or not, in informal settings, and is the speech usually referred to as "Singlish".

Each of the following means the same thing, but the basilectal and mesolectal versions incorporate some colloquial additions for illustrative purposes:

Acrolects: "This person's Singlish is very good."
Mesolects: "Dis guy Singlish damn powerful one leh."
Basilects: "Dis guy Singrish si beh powderful wan. Hoh seh liao lah! Damn steady wan la!"

HAHA! oh gosh.. i swear, wikipedia's da bomb!
HOSEI BO?

GOD OF MY YOUTH I REMEMBER
YOUR CALL ON MY LIFE TOOK ME O'ER
YOUR LOVE HAS SEEN ME THROUGH ALL MY DAYS
I STAND HERE BY YOUR GRACE

ON THIS ALTAR I'VE WRITTEN MY LIFE
TELLS OF THE STORY I HAVE WITH YOU MY LORD
I WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW

GOD OF MY FOREVER
AND FOREVER I'M WITH YOU
MY LIFE IS SAVED WITH A PRICE
YOUR SACRIFICE REDEEMED MY SOUL
GOD OF MY FOREVER
AND FOREVER I WILL SING
MY GREATEST HONOR WILL ALWAYS BE
TO SERVE MY LORD AND KING

GOD OF MY ALL I'VE SURRENDERED
MY HEART FINDS ITS REST IN YOUR WORD
PRAISES WILL NOT BE ENOUGH TO SHOW
HOW MY LOVE FOR YOU HAS GROWN
NOTHING MATTERS WHEN YOU'RE HERE WITH ME
IN THE END JUST TO HEAR YOU SAY “WELL DONE”
BOWING BEFORE YOUR THRONE

FOREVER AND EVER
JESUS YOU ALONE IN GLORY REIGN
FOREVER AND EVER
WITH YOU I WALK THIS NARROW WAY

Fear grows in darkness; if you think there's a bogeyman around, turn on the light. - Dorothy Thompson